While on duty in Wisconsin, Ex-Navy SEAL and Marine Sniper, Pillboy, was discharged from service for rocking too hard with intent to be awesome.  He now fights zombies in Equatorial China with his sidekick, Spanky, the killer snail.

Likes:
    Power Lifting and gardening

Dislikes:
    Albino jelly fish

    One time government science experiment, Ben thinks he was abducted by aliens and now wonders the arid waste lands of the South Western United States in search of the elusive desert orangutan.

Likes:
    Pro wrestling and eating kittens

Dislikes: 
    Cross-eyed lobsters

    Botanist and inventor, Sterling accidentally turned himself into a radioactive blob.  Only after devouring his wife and seven children, was he able to transform himself back into a human and continue working towards a cure for left feet.

Likes: 
    Riding his hog and punching babies

Dislikes:
    Adult diapers